In this day and age, Google is the friend you can ask anything. And it will often ‘suggest’ a search based on what people before you have typed in. But some of those things are hilarious, if not a little disturbing.
Here at BackupAssist, we’ve gathered some of the funniest, quirkiest, and downright strange things that Google suggests based on previous searches. Read on if you dare; but your faith in humanity may not remain intact.
1. Lies. They Were Invented By NASA.
I’d totally be using my Delorian to go back in time. The only thing that’s stopping me is my fear of the mighty Tyrannosaurus.
2. Why Not, Eh?
So long as the Canadian is okay with it.
3. Going in Circles
Someone should try this out.
3. Try The Sunlight Test
If you sparkle in sunlight, it may just be the glitter from last night’s rave, not a sign you’re the walking dead.
Being a vampire doesn’t seem to be the only concern people have.
4. Who Doesn’t?
It beats being a couch potato.
5. This Seems Like The Plot of a Bad Sci-Fi Movie
I’m sure it’s possible. How else would someone go about getting a boyfriend?
6. A Sound Question?
Probably the same reason 12 isn’t pronounced “Onety Two.”
7. Prosing a Question
You should never admit this. Ever. Even to Google.
8. High in Ram and Carbs
That might be why it’s a bit fried.
9. My Computer Hates English
I presume this is by users who don’t know about the Insert key, but the phrasing is hilarious.
10. I run an Asus Casper with Frequent Ghosting
If houses can be haunted, of course sometimes your computer can be too. It’s a problem most SysAdmins can deal with—that’s why they all carry around holy water.
11. Racking Your Brain
I hate when this happens.
12. There is only one answer to this question
…You run away. As fast as you can.
13. Popular UK Pastimes
Of course, you’re just pretending to be something made up by the CIA. (See Point 1)
14. Another Common UK Concern
I don’t think stop, drop, and roll is going to cut it.
15. Don’t you hate it when…
Yeah, I really do hate it when this potato.