Funny Questions You Can Ask Cortana in Windows 10


The Windows 10 assistant, Cortana, definitely has a sense of humor. You might have also met here if you have a Windows Phone.

It’s clear that Cortana is Microsoft’s answer to Apple’s Siri. In some ways, she’s actually far more responsive to your questions. While you may have asked her about the weather or for directions, there’s actually a lot of funny things you can ask the Microsoft assistant.

We asked Cortana a ton of questions and got some pretty witty answers in response. Here are some screenshots of some of the best things you can ask her. We recommend asking multiple times, since she’s often got several responses to the same question!

Funny Questions You Can Ask Cortana

‘What do you look like?’


What do you eat?


How old are you, Cortana?


‘Who’s your Father?’


 ‘Cortana, Marry Me!’


Can you dance?


What are you wearing?


Open the Pod Bay Doors



Of course, that’s not the full list of questions you can ask Cortana. If you’ve got Windows 10 or Windows Phone, open her up and ask some. Some of our personal favorites include ‘Use the Force’, ‘What is the answer to to the meaning of life’, ‘Do an impersonation’ and ‘Tell me a joke’.

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If you’re keen to protect your data, we suggest you download the free 30-day product trial and put it through its paces. Cortana would definitely approve!

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